Quaid

Seems like an 8-bit platformer protagonist in the tradition of Strider or Bionic Commando, gun-arm, mohawk, and all. If the preceding sentence is gibberish to you, don't worry, I don't actually play that many video games either. They are ready to come to your house and take names, or possibly snuggle.

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